response to both of these postings:  amen to carole and get on the stick to
c. columbus  !!!!


----- Original Message -----
From: Carole Hercun <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Saturday, January 15, 2000 7:26 AM
Subject: Re: NONPD Rules


> Beg to differ with the Christopher Columbus rule. Find that
> men would get into far less trouble with the opposite sex
> if they could only learn to follow directions, both in the
> car and in the bedroom.      Carole
>
> --- "Hawkins, Darwin" <[log in to unmask]>
> wrote:
> > Something to lighten the day of approximately half of you
> > out there on the
> > list! And we do love the rest of you, please don't get
> > upset with us!
> >
> >
> > > Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew
> > >
> > > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it
> > down.
> > >
> > > 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
> > >
> > > 3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with
> > it.
> > >
> > > 4. Sunday = Sports.
> > >
> > > 5. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
> > >
> > > 6. Women wearing Wonder Bras and low-cut blouses lose
> > their right to
> > > complain about having their boobs stared at.
> > >
> > > 7. You have too many shoes.
> > >
> > > 8. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
> > >
> > > 9. Mark Anniversaries on a calendar.
> > >
> > > 10. Peeing while standing is inherently more difficult
> > than doing so at
> > > point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
> > >
> > > 11. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
> > >
> > > 12. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
> > See a doctor.
> > >
> > > 13. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than
> > deceived.
> > >
> > > 14. Anything we said six or eight months ago is
> > inadmissible in an
> > > argument.
> > >
> > > 15. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret
> > girls, don't expect us
> > > to act like the soap opera guys.
> > >
> > > 16. If something we said can be interpreted two ways,
> > and one of the ways
> > > makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
> > >
> > > 17. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how
> > can we know how
> > > pretty you are?
> > >
> > > 18. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to
> > come out.
> > >
> > > 19. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us
> > how you want it done.
> > > Not both.
> > >
> > > 20. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and
> > neither do we.
> > >
> > > 21. You have enough clothes.
> > >
> > > 22. Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with
> > it.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
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