Thought you all might like some ethernet cows to cheer you up...
 
        John Eady ([log in to unmask])
 
 
                        _____
               (__) / \
               (oo) ( moo )
        /-------\/ --'\_____/
       / | ||
      * ||----||
         ^^ ^^
 
 
     > (__) (__) (__) (__)
     > (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
     > /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
     > / | || / | || / | || / | ||
     > * ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---||
     > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
     > Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type
     > with milk after milking cow with milk
     >
     > (___) (___) * (___) (___)
     > (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o)
     > /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ /
     > / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~a7-+|O
     > * ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----|
     > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
     > Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded
                                                             American Bull
 
     >
     >
     > (__) (__) (__) (__)
     > (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
     > /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~97~97~97~97~97~97~97
     > / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | ||
     > * ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~97~97~97~97#> \/|(/)(/\/(,,/
     \)|(/\/|)(/\
     > Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
     > on grass on cow
     >
     > (__) (__) * (__) * (__)
     > (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo)
     > /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/
     > * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
     > ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
     > ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
     > Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
     > a shit shit kicked out of her
 
 
     >
     > (__)
     > (oo) U
     > /-------\/ /---V
     > / | || * |--| .
     > * ||----||
     > ^^ ^^
     >
     > Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
     >
     >
     >
     > (__) )__( vv vv
     > (oo) (oo) ||----|| *
     > /-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
     > / | || / | || /\-------/
     > * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
     > ^^ ^^ vv vv
     > American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
     >
     >
     >
     > (__) (__) (__)
     > (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
     > /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
     > / | || / | || /| ||
     > * ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
     > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
     >
     > Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
     > start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
     >
     >
     > (__) (__) (__)
     > (OO) (@@) (xx)
     > /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
       / | || / | || / | ||
     > * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
     > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
     >
     > Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
     > psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic
                                                           mushrooms
     >
     >
     > /\ __
     > / \ ||
     > (__) (__) \ / (_||_)
     > SooS (oo) \/ (oo)
     > /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/
     > / | || / | || / S / | ||
     > * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
     > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
     > This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
     > to George Washington this cow cow
     >
 
 
     > (__)
     > * (__) (oo)
     > \ (oo) /------\/
     > \-------\/ /| |/ |
     > | ==$ || / | [) ||
     > ||----|| * ||----||
     > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
     > Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to
     > to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
     >
     >
     > (___) (__) (__)
     > ( O ) (oo) (oo)
     > /-------\ / \/--------\/
     > / | ||V | |
     > * ||----|| ||------||
     > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
     > The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
       the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
     >
     >
     > (__) (__)
     > [##] (@o)
     > /-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__)
     > / | || / | || / | || (oo)
     > * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/
     > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
     > This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
     > to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
     >
     >
     >
     >
     > O__O \_|_/
     > (oo) (oo)
     > /-------\/ /-------\/
     > / | || / | ||
     > * ||----|| * ||----||
     > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
     > Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
     >
     >
     >
     > (__) (__)
     > ^^ (oo) (--)
     > ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\
 
               ^^^^^ / | || /| |\
     > ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^
     > ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | |
     > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\
     > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \
     > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^
     > Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
     > (What a bod, huh guys?)
     >
     >
     > )\ (__)
     > / \ (oo)
     > ~97~97~97~97~97~97~97~97~97~97~97 Cow swimming at
     Amityvill
     e
     > (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
     >
     >
     > * (__)
     > \ (DD)
     > \ /-------\/
                |\ / | ||_\_/
     > \ | \ (__) * ||----|
     > \\|| \(oo) ^^ ^
     > \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring
                                                               at
     > ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
     > \\ ||
     > \\||
     > \||
     > ^^ / / / / / / / / / / /
     > \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / /
     > \_ / / / / / _______ / /
     > Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / /
     > / / / (__)| / /
     > / / / (oo)| / /
     > ( @@@ ) /-------\/ |
     > ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_|
     > @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----|
     > @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^
     > /--UU--\/ (____________)
 
          / | || Cow sheltering from English
                                                            Weather
     > * ||---||
     >
     > (New) Jersey Cow
     >
     >
     > O O O O
     > \ \ / /
     > \ \ (__) /
     > (__) \ \ (xx)/
     > (DD) \ +--------+\//
     > /-------\/ \| | /
     > / | || +--------+
     > * ||----||
     > ^^ ^^
     > Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
     > at Gillies in Texas
     >
     >
 
               o o
     > |__| (__) (__)
     > (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
     > /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/
     > / | || / | || / | ||
     > * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
     > 9 9 9 9 9 #> bill bixby bela lugosi
     boris
     karloff~
     $ claude rains
     > male relative cow cow cow
     > cow
     > x
     > xxxx|xxxx
     > xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
     > |
     > //
     > (__) // (__) (__)
     > (oo)// (oo)===(oo)
     > /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\
     > / | |// / | || || | \
 
             * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| *
     > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
     > Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows
     >
     >
     > o o (__) ^
     > \ / (oo) /
     > \ / _____\/___/
     > (__) \__/ / /\ / /
     > (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * /
     > /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/
     > / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\
     > * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \
     > ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / /
     > ^^ ^^ ^ ^
     >
     > Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
     > Cow Cow (That's what comes of
     > (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
 
          cow-culus) Ray Tube)
     >
     > o
     > | [---]
     > | |
     > | | |------========|
     > /----|---|\ | **** |=======|
     > /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======|
     > | | ___| |==============|
     > | | ___ {(__)} |==============|
     > \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============|
     > \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } |
     > ----------------- / | NASA |==== |
     > | | * ||------||-----^
     > ----------------- || | |
     > / / \ \ ^^ ^ |
     > / ---- \
     > ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon
     >