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> Fra: Joao Paulo Carvalho <[log in to unmask]>
> Til: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN <[log in to unmask]>
> Emne: Humor
> Dato: 3. maj 1997 20:50
>
> To the Testa's and other PDERs friends relax in the weekend...
>
> Just got this from a friend.
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>
> This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State
> Building in
> New York.  It looks like a nice place and he takes a seat at the bar
> next to
> another guy.
>
> "This is a nice place, I've never been here", Mark says.
>
> "Oh really?", Clark replies, "It's also a very special bar".
>
> "Why is that?", Mark asks.
>
> "Well, you see that painting on the far wall?  That's an original Van
> Gogh,
> and this stool I'm sitting on was on the Titanic."
>
> "Gee, that's amazing!", Mark says.
>
> "Not only that, but you see that window over there, fourth from the
> right?
>  Well, the wind does strange things outside that window.  If you jump
> out
> you'll
> fall about 50 feet before the wind catches you and you're pushed back
> up."
>
> "No way, that's impossible", replies Mark.
>
> "Not at all, take a look", Clark replies and walks over to the window,
> followed closely by Mark.
>
> He opens the window, climbs over the sill and falls out.  He drops
> 10...20...30...40...50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh!  He comes
> right
> back up and sails back through the window.
>
> "See, it's fun.  You should try it", he says.
>
> "Try it, I don't even believe I saw it!", Mark shouts.
>
> "It's easy.  Watch, I'll do it again".  And with that, he falls out the
> window again.  He drops 10...20...30...40...50 feet, comes to a stop,
> and
> whoosh!  He comes right back up and sails back through the window.
>
> "Give it a try, it's a blast", he says.
>
> "Well, what the heck, I'll give it a try", Mark says and proceeds to
> fall out
>
> the window.  He falls 10...20...30...40...50...60...70...80...90..100
> feet
> and splat!  He ends up as road pizza on the sidewalk.
>
> After watching Mark fall to his death, the other guy casually closes the
> window and heads back to the bar and orders another drink.  The
> bartender
> arrives with the drink and says,
>
> "You know, Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk!!!
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>
> Nice weekend,
>    +----| Joao Paulo de Carvalho   |------ +
>    |         [log in to unmask]     |
>    +--------| Salvador-Bahia-Brazil |------+

Hello from Denmark.
Joao Carvalho, what a story, please call you friend and ask for one more??
first I thougt the guy was jumping "rubber-band" jump, but at last when the
bartender said "Superman" - the bell was ringing - normally I`m not good to
remember "jokes", but this one I`m going to tell some friends to day. (I`m
still laughing when I`m thinking about it)

Sonia


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