Can you relate to this??? . . .enjoy . . . nancy v . .(from Iowa)

      Over the Hill

> 40 SIGNS THAT YOU'RE OVER THE HILL
>     1.  You're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps
>         you cross your legs.
>     2.  You keep repeating yourself.
>     3.  Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life.
>     4.  You tune into the easy listening station ... on purpose.
>     5.  You light the candles on your birthday cake and a group of campers
>         form a circle and start singing "Kumbaya".
>     6.  Someone compliments you on your layered look ... and you're wearing
>         a bikini.
>     7.  You keep repeating yourself.
>     8.  You start video taping daytime game shows.
>     9.  You wonder why you waited so long to take up macrame.
>    10.  Your insurance company has started sending you their free calendar
>         ... a month at a time.
>    11.  At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
>    12.  Your new easy chair has more options than your car.
>    13.  When you do the "Hokey Pokey" you put your left hip out ... and it
>         stays out.
>    14.  One of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot water bottle.
>    15.  Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling
>         ailments".
>    16.  You keep repeating yourself.
>    17.  It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.
>    18.  You discover the words, "whippersnapper", "scalawag" and
>         "by-cracky" creeping into your vocabulary.
>    19.  You're on a TV game show and you decide to risk it all and go for
>         the rocker.
>    20.  You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays ..."
>    21.  You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.
>    22.  You look both ways before crossing a room.
>    23.  You keep repeating yourself.
>    24.  You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity.
>    25.  You go to a garden party and you're mainly interested in the garden.
>    26.  The waiter asks how you'd like your steak ... and you say "pureed".
>    27.  You start beating everyone else at trivia games.
>    28.  You frequently find yourself telling people what a loaf of bread
>         USED to cost.
>    29.  Your back goes out more than you do.
>    30.  You keep repeating yourself.
>    31.  You refer to your $2500 stereo system as "the hi-fi".
>    32.  You make it a point to attend all the RV shows that come to town.
>    33.  You realize that a stamp today costs more than a picture show did
>         when you were growing up.
>    34.  Your childhood toys are now in a museum.
>    35.  Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your
>         last promotion.
>    36.  The clothes you've put away until they come back in style ... come
>         back in style.
>    37.  All of your favorite movies are now revised in color.
>    38.  The car that you bought brand new becomes an antique.
>    39.  You keep repeating yourself.
>    40.  You find this list tasteless and insensitive.