Betty.....

Loved the jokes, and nope, I'm not a blonde...


Barb Mallut
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From:   Parkinson's Information Exchange on behalf of Jim Cartwright
Sent:   Thursday, August 20, 1998 7:25 AM
To:     Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN
Subject:        NONPD Jokes Pc mouse

Hi Barbara & Terry
I got this a week weeks ago. When I heard Barbara's problem I just had
to send
it,
hope you are not blonde too
Betty cg Jim 65\3

prince wrote:

> Hi!  I liked the jokes.  They got here this time.  See how you like these
> 2.  I have a lot of them, I'll hunt them  up for you all.
> Sidney
>
>   ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> HOW TO CLEAN YOUR MOUSE
>
> This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field
> engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was
> quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor.
>
> Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit).
> Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform
> erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate
> nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be
> attempted by properly trained personnel.
>
> Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining
> the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder
> than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon
> the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using
> the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off
> method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive
> handling can result in sudden discharge.
>
> Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used
> immediately. It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of
> spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any
> customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of
> removing these necessary items."
>
>   ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Subject: PUZZLE
>
> A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door
>
> bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the
>
> bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order
>
> over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses
>
> are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51
>
> days!" Soon three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the
>
> chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes show up
>
> and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51
>
> days, 51 days!' Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under
>
> her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle
>
> and the table erupts. Up jumps the others, they begin dancing around
>
> the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51
>
> days, 51 days!' The bartender can not contain his curiosity any
>
> longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a
>
> beautifully framed child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the
>
> frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes,
>
> "What's all the chanting and celebration about?" The blonde who brought
>
> in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they
>
> make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us
>
> got together, bought that puzzle and put it together ... the side of
>
> the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!'