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Hi you all,

I enjoyed the enclosed humor. Hope you do too.

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From: [log in to unmask] (Margaret Bezares)
Subject: FW: Epitaphs
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> >
> > Epitaphs from real tombstones:
> >
> > On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova
> Scotia:
> >        Here lies
> >        Ezekial Aikle
> >        Age 102
> >        The Good
> >        Die Young.
> >
> > In a London, England cemetery:
> >        Ann Mann
> >        Here lies Ann Mann,
> >        Who lived an old maid
> >        But died an old Mann.
> >        Dec. 8, 1767
> >
> > In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:
> >        Anna Wallace
> >        The children of Israel wanted bread
> >        And the Lord sent them manna,
> >        Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
> >        And the Devil sent him Anna.
> >
> > Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:
> >        Here lies
> >        Johnny Yeast
> >        Pardon me
> >        For not rising.
> >
> > Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:
> >        Here lies the body
> >        of Jonathan Blake
> >        Stepped on the gas
> >        Instead of the brake.
> >
> > In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:
> >        Here lays Butch,
> >        We planted him raw.
> >        He was quick on the trigger,
> >        But slow on the draw.
> >
> > A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:
> >        Sacred to the memory of
> >        my husband John Barnes
> >        who died January 3, 1803
> >        His comely young widow, aged 23, has
> >        many qualifications of a good wife, and
> >        yearns to be comforted.
> >
> > A lawyer's epitaph in England:
> >        Sir John Strange
> >        Here lies an honest lawyer,
> >        And that is Strange.
> >
> > Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:
> >        I was somebody.
> >        Who, is no business
> >        Of yours.
> >
> > Lester Moore was a Wells, Fargo Co. station agent for Naco, Arizona
> > in the cowboy days of the 1880's.  He's buried in the Boot Hill
> > Cemetery in Tombstone, Arizona:
> >        Here lies Lester Moore
> >        Four slugs from a .44
> >        No Les No More.
> >
> > In a Georgia cemetery:
> >        "I told you I was sick!"
> >
> > John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery:
> >        Reader if cash thou art
> >        In want of any
> >        Dig 4 feet deep
> >        And thou wilt find a Penny.
> >
> > On Margaret Daniels grave at Hollywood Cemetery, Richmond, Virginia:
> >        She always said her feet were killing her
> >        but nobody believed her.
> >
> > In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:
> >        On the 22nd of June
> >        - Jonathan Fiddle -
> >        Went out of tune.
> >
> > Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont has an epitaph
> > that sounds like something from a Three Stooges movie:
> >        Here lies the body of our Anna
> >        Done to death by a banana
> >        It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
> >        But the skin of the thing that made her go.
> >
> > More fun with names with Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England:
> >        Gone away
> >        Owin' more
> >        Than he could pay.
> >
> > Someone in Winslow, Maine didn't like Mr. Wood:
> >        In Memory of Beza Wood
> >        Departed this life
> >        Nov. 2, 1837
> >        Aged 45 yrs.
> >        Here lies one Wood
> >        Enclosed in wood
> >        One Wood
> >        Within another.
> >        The outer wood
> >        Is very good:
> >        We cannot praise
> >        The other.
> >
> > On a grave from the 1880's in Nantucket, Massachusetts:
> >        Under the sod and under the trees
> >        Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.
> >        He is not here, there's only the pod:
> >        Pease shelled out and went to God.
> >
> > The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a
> > consumer tip:
> >        Who was fatally burned
> >        March 21, 1870
> >        by the explosion of a lamp
> >        filled with "R.E. Danforth's
> >        Non-Explosive Burning Fluid"
> >
> > Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
> >        Born 1903--Died 1942
> >        Looked up the elevator shaft to see if
> >        the car was on the way down. It was.
> >
> > In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:
> >        Here lies an Atheist
> >        All dressed up
> >        And no place to go.
> >
> > But does he make house calls? Dr. Fred Roberts, Brookland, Arkansas:
> >        Office upstairs
> >
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