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HA HA HA I LOVE IT! Thanks, Sharon
-----Original Message-----
From: Bruce Anderson <[log in to unmask]>
To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN <[log in to unmask]>
Date: Monday, October 26, 1998 11:14 AM
Subject: Humor
>You ever come across one of those dumb jokes that really makes you laugh
for
>no
>apparent reason?
>
>
> The Perfect Pet
>
> A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy
>a pet that can do everything.
>
>The owner says "How about a dog?"
>
>The man replies, "Come on, a dog?"
>The owner says, "How about a cat?"
>The man replies, "No way! A cat certainly can't do everything.
>I want a pet that can do everything!"
>> >>The owner thinks for a minute, then says, "I've got it! A
>centipede!"
>The man says, "A centipede? I can't imagine a centipede doing
>everything, but okay... I'll try a centipede."
>
>He gets the centipede home and says to the centipede, "Clean
>the kitchen."
>
>Thirty minutes later, he walks into the kitchen and... it's
>immaculate. All the dishes and silverware have been washed, dried,
>and put away; the counter-tops cleaned; the appliances sparkling;
>the floor waxed. He's absolutely amazed.
>
>He says to the centipede, "Go clean the living room."
>
>Twenty minutes later, he walks into the living room. The carpet
>has been vacuumed; the furniture cleaned and dusted; the pillows
>on the sofa plumped; plants watered. The man thinks to himself,
>"This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. This really is a pet
>that can do everything."
>He says to the centipede, "Run down to the corner and get me a
>newspaper."
>The centipede walks out the door. 10 minutes later... no
>centipede.
>
>20 minutes later... no centipede. 30 minutes later... no
>centipede.
>
>The man is wondering what's going on. The centipede should have
>been back in a couple of minutes. 45 minutes later... still no
>centipede! He can't imagine what could have happened.
>Did the centipede run away? Did it get run over by a car?
>Where is that centipede??
>He goes to the front door, opens it ... and there's the
>centipede sitting right outside.
>
>The man says, "Hey!!! I sent you down to the corner 45 minutes
>ago to get me a newspaper. What's the story?!"
>The centipede says, "I'm goin'! I'm goin'! I'm just puttin' on
>my shoes!"
>
>
>No, huh?
>
>B. Bruce Anderson (52, 4)
>Schooley's Mtn., NJ
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Week 5 June 1994, Week 4 June 1994, Week 3 June 1994, Week 2 June 1994, Week 1 May 1994, Week 5 May 1994, Week 4 May 1994, Week 3 May 1994, Week 2 May 1994, Week 1 April 1994, Week 5 April 1994, Week 4 April 1994, Week 3 April 1994, Week 2 April 1994, Week 1 March 1994, Week 5 March 1994, Week 4 March 1994, Week 3 March 1994, Week 2 March 1994, Week 1 February 1994, Week 4 February 1994, Week 3 February 1994, Week 2 February 1994, Week 1 February 1994 January 1994 December 1993 November 1993
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