Gerrit....

Hey youse!  After reading your armpit post <giggle> I've come to
the conclusion that you're either totally brilliant, or are very
sick. (grinning, ducking and poised for flight)

Seriously, thanks for the laugh, m'friend!

Barb Mallut
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-----Original Message-----
From: Kleynscheldt, Gerrit <[log in to unmask]>
To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]>
Date: Friday, July 02, 1999 2:21 AM
Subject: Re: Pigs'Protest Use in Elderly's Armpits


>Carole,
>1       There should be more balance in your viewpoint - think of
the
>majority of porkies as well.  I believe that the ordinary
pig-in-the-street
>would definitely love to be swiped through the armpit of a gentle
ederly
>lady.  This could therefore be a win-win situation - both the
researcher and
>the pig (and in many cases the elderly lady) will enjoy the
process.
>2       I have been sniffing all the E-mails that I receive and
can openly
>declare that there are no elderly ladies in this group.  There
could however
>be a technical problem ascribed to the distance of the average
armpit to the
>computer and I ask on behalf of the rest of us that anybody
feeling like an
>old lady (or a young male) alter her(his) typing position to
bring the
>aforementioned armpits very close to the computer when typing
material for
>the website.
>        The advantages are obvious:
>i)      we all can get a chance to do some experimantal research.
>ii)     The elderly lady with new typing position has a further
reason to
>visit the movement disorder specialist.
>
>A new industry could be launched with:
>                new types of keyboards,
>                special olfactory-sensitive microphones, designed
with
>revolutionary clip-on mechanisms,
>                new PC's will be designed with stereo
smelling-loudspeakers
>(woofers replaced by whiffers),
>                Windows2001 will cater for this third dimension -
vision,
>audio and now smell.
>The whole broadcast industry will have to expand to meet this new
need -
>when the actor has lunch in the Diner we will SMELL the hamburger
and chips
>and coffee.  We will SMELL the blood when watching E.R., SMELL
John's clean
>toilet in Ally McBeal (as well as the other not-so-clean toilets
as
>reference),  SMELL the swamp in the scary movies etc.
>
>So please, do not stand in the way of advancing science, ALTER
your typing
>positions NOW!
>
>Gerrit Kleynscheldt
>
>Tel:    021 947 8918    (International  +27 21 947 8918)
>Fax:    021 947 1521    (International  +27 21 947 1521)
>
>Please note the following:
>Because e-mail can be altered electronically,
>the integrity of this communication cannot be guaranteed.
>
>
>        -----Original Message-----
>        From:   Carole Hercun [SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
>        Sent:   Thursday, July 01, 1999 12:38 PM
>        To:     [log in to unmask]
>        Subject:        Re: Pigs'Protest Use in Elderly's Armpits
>
>        On behalf of pigs everywhere, must protest suggested
>        use (on this List, no less) in testing (?)on/under
>        elderly womens' armpits.  Haven't pigs already
>        suffered enough for humanity?
>                                  Til ALL pigs Fly,
>                                        Carole
>
>
>
>
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