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Something to lighten the day of approximately half of you out there on the
list! And we do love the rest of you, please don't get upset with us!


> Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew
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> 1. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.
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> 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
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> 3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
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> 4. Sunday = Sports.
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> 5. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
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> 6. Women wearing Wonder Bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to
> complain about having their boobs stared at.
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> 7. You have too many shoes.
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> 8. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
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> 9. Mark Anniversaries on a calendar.
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> 10. Peeing while standing is inherently more difficult than doing so at
> point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
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> 11. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
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> 12. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
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> 13. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
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> 14. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an
> argument.
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> 15. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
> to act like the soap opera guys.
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> 16. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
> makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
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> 17. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how
> pretty you are?
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> 18. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
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> 19. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done.
> Not both.
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> 20. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
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> 21. You have enough clothes.
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> 22. Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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