Greg, They also say that less wemon get lost than men, but I wouldn't know as I have never been lost till I got this dadburn thing. HA!HA! Shirley -----Original Message----- From: Greg Sterling <[log in to unmask]> To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]> Date: Thursday, January 13, 2000 10:08 AM Subject: VERY NON-PD: Something to ponder >Shirley made comment on giving directions in her post. > > >Shirley, >Keen observation on your part. But why is that? > >A man gives directions as if he were reading a map. Such as; Go south on Route 62 >approx. 3 miles. At the junction of Rt.358 turn left, hard left. Don't take Rt. 718. >Travel another 3/4 mile and you'll see the place on your right. It's on the same side of >the street as HOOTERS. You can't miss it. > >A woman would say; Which way were you headed? Turn around and go that way. >Towards the mall. After you pass the mall keep going straight. Pass Wal-Mart, K-Mart, >and Red Lobster. If you pass another mall, then you went too far. Back up, I mean turn >around and go back the way you came. Turn right at the Shopping Outlets. The place is >right next to The Olive Garden. You can't miss it. > >Viva la difference! > >Greg >47/35/35