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Thanks Darwin - that is good for some outloud-laughing. Lanny Weddel ----- Original Message ----- From: "Hawkins, Darwin" <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Friday, January 14, 2000 12:48 PM Subject: NONPD Rules > Something to lighten the day of approximately half of you out there on the > list! And we do love the rest of you, please don't get upset with us! > > > > Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew > > > > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down. > > > > 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever. > > > > 3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. > > > > 4. Sunday = Sports. > > > > 5. Anything you wear is fine. Really. > > > > 6. Women wearing Wonder Bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to > > complain about having their boobs stared at. > > > > 7. You have too many shoes. > > > > 8. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. > > > > 9. Mark Anniversaries on a calendar. > > > > 10. Peeing while standing is inherently more difficult than doing so at > > point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. > > > > 11. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers. > > > > 12. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. > > > > 13. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. > > > > 14. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an > > argument. > > > > 15. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us > > to act like the soap opera guys. > > > > 16. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways > > makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. > > > > 17. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how > > pretty you are? > > > > 18. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. > > > > 19. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done. > > Not both. > > > > 20. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. > > > > 21. You have enough clothes. > > > > 22. Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. > > > > > > > >