Adam and Eve:
After living in Eden by himself for a while, Adam complained,
A: "God, I'm lonely. Can't I have a companion?"
G: "No problem- I'll create you a woman-
-She'll be stunningly beautiful, no matter how old;
-She'll be wise, but never to take advantage of you;
-She'll always smile, and laugh at all your jokes;
-She'll comfort you in every way, without your asking;
-She'll never ask for anything, never complain, even when
you snore, or forget and leave the seat up;
-She'll never tire of telling you how wonderful you are;
-She'll be at your side whenever you wish, and leave you
alone when you don't, a perfect companion."
A: "Sounds pretty good, what's all this going to cost me?"
G: "Very little, considering, only one arm and one leg."
A: "Umm, OK, how much of that can I get for a rib?"
Cheers,
Joe
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3527 Cody Road
Sherman Oaks, CA 91403-5013
