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Beg to differ with the Christopher Columbus rule. Find that men would get into far less trouble with the opposite sex if they could only learn to follow directions, both in the car and in the bedroom. Carole --- "Hawkins, Darwin" <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > Something to lighten the day of approximately half of you > out there on the > list! And we do love the rest of you, please don't get > upset with us! > > > > Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew > > > > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it > down. > > > > 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever. > > > > 3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with > it. > > > > 4. Sunday = Sports. > > > > 5. Anything you wear is fine. Really. > > > > 6. Women wearing Wonder Bras and low-cut blouses lose > their right to > > complain about having their boobs stared at. > > > > 7. You have too many shoes. > > > > 8. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. > > > > 9. Mark Anniversaries on a calendar. > > > > 10. Peeing while standing is inherently more difficult > than doing so at > > point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. > > > > 11. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers. > > > > 12. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. > See a doctor. > > > > 13. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than > deceived. > > > > 14. Anything we said six or eight months ago is > inadmissible in an > > argument. > > > > 15. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret > girls, don't expect us > > to act like the soap opera guys. > > > > 16. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, > and one of the ways > > makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. > > > > 17. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how > can we know how > > pretty you are? > > > > 18. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to > come out. > > > > 19. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us > how you want it done. > > Not both. > > > > 20. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and > neither do we. > > > > 21. You have enough clothes. > > > > 22. Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with > it. > > > > > > > > > __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Talk to your friends online with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com