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>>> Posting number 71836
Date:         Mon, 15 Nov 1999 06:30:18 -0500
From:         janet paterson <[log in to unmask]>
Subject:      LIST: Internet Hoaxes, Urban Legends, and other digital lies

for those interested newbies
internet hoaxes / urban legends / e-mail chain letters
are written by puerile dweebs competing to see who can write
the biggest- and fastest-spreading ethereal myth on the internet.
they frequently have microsoft as a direct or indirect target;
whatever, the net [!} result
is a sad waste of internet resources and time
hardware-, software-, and wetware-wise.
[human beans are known to some dweebs
as wet-ware - don't ask me how i know]

i actually went hunting for this particular scheme / scam
i am sure it's been around for years
viz the 'taking christ out of christmas' portion
but there are so many sites and so many hoaxes
that my stomach gave up the hunt sooner than i did

a search in our own archives also resulted
in a virtual barrage of 'hits' decrying yet another hoax...
how can we get those dweebs interested in neurological research...?

janet

Internet Hoaxes, Urban Legends, and other digital lies
<http://urbanlegends.miningco.com/culture/beliefs/urbanlegends/library/blhoax.htm>

The Latest:

>>Subject: FW: IMPORTANT INFORMATION
>>If this is true, it's pretty scary.  Please pray about this
>>and take action.  Please share this with everyone! We don't need
>>to sit back and be passive On this one. This is really scary and
>>once you read it CBS would be forced to discontinue "Touched By
>>An Angel" because they use  the word"God" in every program.  ....
>
>the first clue: "please share this with everyone"
>the second clue: the bad typing
>the third clue: the almost-rational-but-not-quite tale

New 'Class Project' Chain Letters
- Don't bother responding to Mr. Blevins' 5th grade class
- their email address has been canceled.

The Others:

Free Car from Honda
Microsoft/AOL Merger
The Curt Beerman Email
Eddie Murphy/Michael Jordan Mistaken for Muggers
Toilet Spiders Kill 5 in Chicago Airport
Attempted Child Abduction at Sam's Club
Y2K 'Quick Fix' for Windows
Y2K is a Double Leap Year
Corpses of Children Used to Traffic Drugs
Free Gift Cards from Old Navy
Free M&M's for the Millennium
Free Clothes from Abercrombie & Fitch
Free Computers from IBM!
Slow Dance Chain Letter
Anti-Perspirants Cause Breast Cancer
Kidney Thieves
Procter & Gamble is Run by Satanists!
Cell Phones Cause Gas Station Explosions
...... etc. ad nauseum

janet paterson
52 now / 41 dx / 37 onset
a new voice: http://www.geocities.com/janet313/
613 256 8340 PO Box 171 Almonte Ontario Canada K0A 1A0