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Darwin... SMACK! I declare Rule 21 to be null and void! SO THERE! Barb (Off to the Mall!) Mallut <smiling> [log in to unmask] -----Original Message----- From: Hawkins, Darwin <[log in to unmask]> To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]> Date: Friday, January 14, 2000 10:51 AM Subject: NONPD Rules >Something to lighten the day of approximately half of you out there on the >list! And we do love the rest of you, please don't get upset with us! > > >> Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew >> >> 1. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down. >> >> 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever. >> >> 3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. >> >> 4. Sunday = Sports. >> >> 5. Anything you wear is fine. Really. >> >> 6. Women wearing Wonder Bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to >> complain about having their boobs stared at. >> >> 7. You have too many shoes. >> >> 8. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. >> >> 9. Mark Anniversaries on a calendar. >> >> 10. Peeing while standing is inherently more difficult than doing so at >> point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. >> >> 11. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers. >> >> 12. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. >> >> 13. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. >> >> 14. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an >> argument. >> >> 15. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us >> to act like the soap opera guys. >> >> 16. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways >> makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. >> >> 17. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how >> pretty you are? >> >> 18. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. >> >> 19. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done. >> Not both. >> >> 20. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. >> >> 21. You have enough clothes. >> >> 22. Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. >> >> >> >>