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"It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them." ************ "Two people in every one is a schizophrenic." ************ An Empire State Building elevator with two people aboard plunged 40 stories the other day before a safety system finally stopped the car on the fourth floor. The passengers weren't hurt, though they are now facing a class action suit filed by the millions of Americans who were forced to imagine how @#$%%$ scary that must have been! ************** And, finally, a Panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter in the foot. As the Panda stands up to leave, the bartender shouts: "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich." The Panda yells back at the bartender as he goes through the door, "Hey, man, I'm a Panda. Look it up!" The bartender quickly opens his dictionary, looks up "Panda" and reads: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."