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I've added the last one to my list to remember!

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> The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word
> from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one
> letter, and supply a
>  new definition. Here are some recent winners.
>
>  Reintarnation:
>  Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
>
>  Foreploy:
>  Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of having sex.
>
>  Giraffiti:
>  Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
>
>  Sarchasm:
>  The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't
> get it.
>
>  Inoculatte:
>  To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
>
>  Hipatitis:
>  Terminal coolness.
>
>  Osteopornosis:
>  A degenerate disease.
>
>  Karmageddon:
>  It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes,
> right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
>
>  Glibido:
>  All talk and no action.
>
>  Dopeler effect:
>  The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you
> rapidly.
>
>  Intaxication:
>  Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was
> your money to start with.
>
>  Ignoranus:
>  A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
>
>