Subject: Mergers > Are your investments in order? Below are some of the latest > rumors from Wall Street. In the wake of the AOL/Time Warner > deal, here are the latest mergers we can expect to see: > > Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and > W.R. Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace. > > Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge > to become Polly-Warner-Cracker. > > 3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood. > > John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi. > > Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining > merge to become Zip Audi Do Da. > > Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey I'm > Home. > > Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become > Mine All Mine. > > Federal Express and UPS merge to become FED UP. > > Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing > reproductive organs. > > Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and > become Fairwell Honeychild. > > 3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and > become 3 Penney Opera. > > Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge > and become Knott NOW! > > >