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A pastor in the Southern U.S.A. ascended his pulpit. Before he began his sermon, he said: "Someone's been speading false rumours about me, alleging that I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I want that person to come forward." After a while an attractive young woman said: "Reverend, I didn't say you was a member of the Klan. I just said that you was a wizard between the sheets