Barb, since I AM NOT a little person,I don't thjink FED X would fit me into one of their overnite envelopes. However YOU could Fed X me some of that 100+ items of food. Lordy, my mouth is drooling all over my keyboard. Since I'm in Wa state I suppose I could hop in my van, hit I-5 and join you. Oh well, it is a fun thought. Thanks for the pick-me-up funnies you do so well. JuanitaCG for George 73dx98