At 10:12 PM 2000/02/13 -0500, barbara wrote: >When my brother in law sent this email to me, I laughed. Then I read my >other email messages -- Greg's shorts and all. Hmmmmm, then the "warrior" >email....LOL > >I hesitated for a few seconds,thinking I'll surely be "flamed" for posting >this...... but might as well live dangerously.....soooo all you macho guys >out there, please realize this is meant to be humorous.... :) > >Barbara > > >WOMEN >Women have strengths that amaze men. >They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold >happiness, love and joy. >They smile when they want to scream. >They sing when they want to cry. >They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. >Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" >from a friend after a snowy drive home. > >Women have special qualities about them. >They volunteer for good causes. >They are pink ladies in hospitals, they bring food to shut ins. >They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker >babes and your neighbors. >They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms. >They fight for what they believe in. >They stand up for injustice. >They are in the front row at PTA meetings. >They vote for the person that will do the best job for family issues. >They walk and talk the extra mile to get their children in the Right school >and for getting their family the right health care. >They write to the editor, their congressmen and to the "powers that be" for >things that make for a better life. >They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better >solution. >They do without new shoes so their children can have them. >They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. >They love unconditionally. > >Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. >They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. >But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. >Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves. >They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. >They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. >Their hearts break when a friend dies. >They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when >they think there is no strength left. >A woman's touch can cure any ailment. >They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. >She can make a romantic evening unforgettable. > >Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. >They live in homes, apartments and cabins. >They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about >you. >The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! >Women do more than just give birth. >They bring joy and hope. >They give compassion and ideals. >They give moral support to their family and friends. >And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to >people >you come in contact with. > >MEN >Men are good at lifting heavy stuff. > i laughed too! absolutely delightfully sillily true!!! let the flames begin! jmp but cereally, boys, l love you all janet paterson 52 now / 41 dx / 37 onset a new voice: http://www.geocities.com/janet313/ 613 256 8340 PO Box 171 Almonte Ontario Canada K0A 1A0