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A present to all the ladies, a little ammo for you. Sorry Greg your on your
own.



What blondes think of
> men.
> >
> >
> >
> >  For all of you (especially men) who like to send blonde jokes,
> paybacks
> >  are hell...
> >
> >  How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it
> take to do
> >  the dishes?
> >  Both of them.
> >
> >  Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut.
> >
> >  Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
> >
> >  Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They don't
> stop
> >  and ask for directions.
> >
> >  What do men and sperm have in common?
> >  They both have a one in-a-million chance of becoming a human
> being.
> >
> >  How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys
> two
> > cases
> >  of beer.
> >
> >  What is the difference between men and government bonds? The
> bonds
> >  mature.
> >
> >  Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
> >
> >  How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We
> don't
> >  know; it has never happened.
> >
> >  Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitlve, caring and
> good
> >  looking?
> >  They all already have boyfriends.
> >
> >  What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
> night?
> >  A widow.
> >

> >
> >  Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women
> come home,
> >  see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
> >  Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
> >
> >  How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
> >  Put the remote control between his toes.
> >
>
>
> >  What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better
> than
> >  that.
> >
> >  What did God say after creating Eve? Practice makes perfect.
> >
> >  How are men and parking spots alike?
> >  Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or
> > extremely
> >  small.
> >
> >  What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in
> common?
> >  They're married.
> >
> >  Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God
> says:
> >  "8o you would love her."
> >  "But God," the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?" God
> says: "So
> >  she would love you."

Sir James
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