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I have to admit the refrigerator one is funny and true to some extent for many women ...:) seattle audrey.. friend of aussie john pwp 48/40/38?? ----- Original Message ----- From: JIM CARTER <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Sunday, February 13, 2000 10:40 PM Subject: To the Ladies > A present to all the ladies, a little ammo for you. Sorry Greg your on your > own. > > > > What blondes think of > > men. > > > > > > > > > > > > For all of you (especially men) who like to send blonde jokes, > > paybacks > > > are hell... > > > > > > How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it > > take to do > > > the dishes? > > > Both of them. > > > > > > Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut. > > > > > > Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time. > > > > > > Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They don't > > stop > > > and ask for directions. > > > > > > What do men and sperm have in common? > > > They both have a one in-a-million chance of becoming a human > > being. > > > > > > How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys > > two > > > cases > > > of beer. > > > > > > What is the difference between men and government bonds? The > > bonds > > > mature. > > > > > > Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. > > > > > > How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We > > don't > > > know; it has never happened. > > > > > > Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitlve, caring and > > good > > > looking? > > > They all already have boyfriends. > > > > > > What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every > > night? > > > A widow. > > > > > > > > > > Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women > > come home, > > > see what's in the fridge and go to bed. > > > Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. > > > > > > How do you get a man to do sit-ups? > > > Put the remote control between his toes. > > > > > > > > > > What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better > > than > > > that. > > > > > > What did God say after creating Eve? Practice makes perfect. > > > > > > How are men and parking spots alike? > > > Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or > > > extremely > > > small. > > > > > > What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in > > common? > > > They're married. > > > > > > Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God > > says: > > > "8o you would love her." > > > "But God," the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?" God > > says: "So > > > she would love you." > > Sir James > ----------------------------------------------------- > > ----------------------------------------------------- > Click here for Free Video!! > http://www.gohip.com/freevideo/ >