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Thanks Sir James but I still think this blonde joke is funny. How come blonde waitresses don't get a coffee break? It cost too much to retrain them. -----Original Message----- From: JIM CARTER <[log in to unmask]> To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]> Date: Sunday, February 13, 2000 10:42 PM Subject: To the Ladies >A present to all the ladies, a little ammo for you. Sorry Greg your on your >own. > > > >What blondes think of >> men. >> > >> > >> > >> > For all of you (especially men) who like to send blonde jokes, >> paybacks >> > are hell... >> > >> > How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it >> take to do >> > the dishes? >> > Both of them. >> > >> > Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut. >> > >> > Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time. >> > >> > Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They don't >> stop >> > and ask for directions. >> > >> > What do men and sperm have in common? >> > They both have a one in-a-million chance of becoming a human >> being. >> > >> > How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys >> two >> > cases >> > of beer. >> > >> > What is the difference between men and government bonds? The >> bonds >> > mature. >> > >> > Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. >> > >> > How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We >> don't >> > know; it has never happened. >> > >> > Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitlve, caring and >> good >> > looking? >> > They all already have boyfriends. >> > >> > What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every >> night? >> > A widow. >> > > >> > >> > Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women >> come home, >> > see what's in the fridge and go to bed. >> > Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. >> > >> > How do you get a man to do sit-ups? >> > Put the remote control between his toes. >> > >> >> >> > What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better >> than >> > that. >> > >> > What did God say after creating Eve? Practice makes perfect. >> > >> > How are men and parking spots alike? >> > Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or >> > extremely >> > small. >> > >> > What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in >> common? >> > They're married. >> > >> > Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God >> says: >> > "8o you would love her." >> > "But God," the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?" God >> says: "So >> > she would love you." > >Sir James >----------------------------------------------------- > >----------------------------------------------------- >Click here for Free Video!! >http://www.gohip.com/freevideo/