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> How come wrong numbers are never busy? > > Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"? > > Does that screwdriver really belong to Phillip? > > Can a stupid person be a smart-ass? > > Does killing time damage eternity? > > Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? > > Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you > turn down the volume on the radio? > > Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing > liquid made with real lemons? > > Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors? > > Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop? > > Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it? > > > Did Noah keep his bees in archives? > > Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans? > > Do pilots take crash-courses? > > Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers? > > Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he > just whipped out a quarter? > > Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool? > > How can there be self-help "groups"? > > How do you get off a non-stop flight? > > How do you write zero in Roman numerals? > > How many weeks are there in a light year? > > If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman? > > If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe? > > If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends? > > If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? > > If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them? > > If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are > Girl Scout cookies made out of? > > If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? > > If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the > way they do? > > If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns out of? > > If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? > > If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? > > If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? > > If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, > does he become disoriented? > > Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running > child? > > Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot? > > Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" when we are already there? > > Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? >