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Greg.... According to my daughter, those "rules" apply to all two year olds.... including her hubby! (I swear that it wasn't ME who said that) <wee smirk> Barb Mallut [log in to unmask] -----Original Message----- From: Greg Sterling <[log in to unmask]> To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]> Date: Wednesday, February 23, 2000 11:55 AM Subject: Re: Non-PD- Humor >Barb, >Seems to me these "laws" could pertain to other entities as well. Like >"Your Significant Other's Property Laws, Your Children's Property Laws, Your >Roommate's Property Laws, and on and on. > >Greg >47/35/35 >:) >----- Original Message ----- >From: "Barb_MSN" <[log in to unmask]> >To: <[log in to unmask]> >Sent: Wednesday, February 23, 2000 2:01 PM >Subject: Non-PD- Humor > > >> Dear List Family.... >> >> Vis a vis the current discussion about our respective pets, I >> thought you'd enjoy the following: >> >> DOG PROPERTY LAWS >> >> 1. If I like it, it's mine. >> 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. >> 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. >> 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. >> 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. >> 6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. >> 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. >> 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. >> 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it >> automatically becomes mine. >> 10. If it's broken, it's yours. >> >> Enjoy! >> >> Barb Mallut >> [log in to unmask] >>