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You go, ladies! (9 dogs, Shirley?)
            Amber, the Irish setter's Mom

--- Edward Kleinmeyer <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Audrey, This is a keeper. As an owner of 9 dogs you can
> be sure there is
> never a lonely. Shirley
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Audrey <[log in to unmask]>
> To: [log in to unmask]
> <[log in to unmask]>
> Date: Wednesday, February 23, 2000 2:30 PM
> Subject: dogs
>
>
> BarclayFerm1
> Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
> Dogs miss you when you're gone.
> Dogs look at your eyes.
> Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.
> Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
> Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
> Dogs understand what "no" means.
> Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.
> Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch
> (and they never laugh at how you throw).
> Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent,
> because they know the most important thing is that you're
> together.
> Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come
> inside.
> Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
> Dogs are nice to your relatives.
> Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
> Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.
> Dogs admit it when they're lost.
> Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
> Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
> Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
> Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
> You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
> You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
> You can train a dog.
> You can force a dog to take a bath.
> Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a
> younger owner.
> Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
> The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
> (OK, the *really* worst disease you can get from them is
> rabies,
> but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one
> that gives it to
> you.)
>
> * seattle* audrey  friend of pwp aussie john  48/40/38??
>
> this isnt my original thought it owes its originality to
> others
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