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To all the cat people: I'm not a cat lover, but tI thought those of you that are might enjoy these facts. http://members.xoom.com/JustCats/catfacts.html Why Cats are Better Than Women: A cat won't wake you up at 3 am because it wants to make love to you. A cat doesn't use the phone for hours. A cat loves you until it dies. You don't have to tell your cat you love it - it *knows* you do. A cat never calls you on the phone in the middle of the night saying "...ooooh I'm soooo druuuunk, wiiiill youuuuu taaake meeee hooooooome..." You don't need to help your cat with Calculus or Statistics. A cat doesn't care if you haven't been eating for two days. A cat doesn't want to borrow money from you. You don't need to buy your cat expensive presents on its birthday. You don't need to buy your cats mother expensive presents on her birthday. A cat doesn't say "no" when you want the two of you to take a two week holiday on some romantic island in West India. If there's a mouse in the house, the cat kills it, instead of making a lot of fuss about it. A cat won't hate you if you have it castrated. Why Cats Are Better Than Men ! Cats keep their opinions to themselves Cat's don't criticize your mother Cats never question how much you're eating Cats never claim they know how to fix larger appliances Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep Cats are happy to let you drive Cats always look good first thing in the morning One good purr can be worth a thousand words Cats don't complain when you get a short haircut Cats love it when you go shopping Cats never return the gifts you get them Cats are able to keep the romance alive A cat always hits the litterbox. Better chance of training a cat. You never have to spend time with your cats mother. If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you. You can de-claw a cat...Try to get a guy to trim his toenails. It's ok if a cat rubs up against your best friend. If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him. A cat knows your the key to his happiness... A man thinks he is. Greg 47/35/35 :)