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Barb, Seems to me these "laws" could pertain to other entities as well. Like "Your Significant Other's Property Laws, Your Children's Property Laws, Your Roommate's Property Laws, and on and on. Greg 47/35/35 :) ----- Original Message ----- From: "Barb_MSN" <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Wednesday, February 23, 2000 2:01 PM Subject: Non-PD- Humor > Dear List Family.... > > Vis a vis the current discussion about our respective pets, I > thought you'd enjoy the following: > > DOG PROPERTY LAWS > > 1. If I like it, it's mine. > 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. > 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. > 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. > 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. > 6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. > 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. > 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. > 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it > automatically becomes mine. > 10. If it's broken, it's yours. > > Enjoy! > > Barb Mallut > [log in to unmask] >