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hi again, it was very funny thank you, printed it out for my husband. Janice ----- Original Message ----- From: Barb_MSN <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Wednesday, February 23, 2000 11:01 AM Subject: Non-PD- Humor > Dear List Family.... > > Vis a vis the current discussion about our respective pets, I > thought you'd enjoy the following: > > DOG PROPERTY LAWS > > 1. If I like it, it's mine. > 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. > 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. > 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. > 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. > 6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. > 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. > 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. > 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it > automatically becomes mine. > 10. If it's broken, it's yours. > > Enjoy! > > Barb Mallut > [log in to unmask] >