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Greg, Now if you find something on dogs verses men I would be in agreement. I don't care for cats myself but dogs are a different story completely. I have a Taco Bell dog that I have raised since she was 3 weeks old and everyone knows that when I go,if she is still living they will have to bury her with me. Our bond is so close that she would mourn herself to death. She knows when I don't feel well and will hold and hold everything till I get up to take her out. I know,SHUT UP. OK Shirley ----------------------------------------------------- Click here for Free Video!! http://www.gohip.com/freevideo/ -----Original Message----- From: Greg Sterling <[log in to unmask]> To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]> Date: Monday, February 21, 2000 10:19 PM Subject: Non PD:Cat Facts >To all the cat people: > >I'm not a cat lover, but tI thought those of you that are might enjoy these >facts. > > http://members.xoom.com/JustCats/catfacts.html > > Why Cats are Better Than Women: > >A cat won't wake you up at 3 am because it wants to make love to you. >A cat doesn't use the phone for hours. >A cat loves you until it dies. >You don't have to tell your cat you love it - it *knows* you do. >A cat never calls you on the phone in the middle of the night saying >"...ooooh I'm soooo druuuunk, wiiiill youuuuu taaake meeee hooooooome..." >You don't need to help your cat with Calculus or Statistics. >A cat doesn't care if you haven't been eating for two days. >A cat doesn't want to borrow money from you. >You don't need to buy your cat expensive presents on its birthday. >You don't need to buy your cats mother expensive presents on her birthday. >A cat doesn't say "no" when you want the two of you to take a two week >holiday on some romantic island in West India. >If there's a mouse in the house, the cat kills it, instead of making a lot >of fuss about it. >A cat won't hate you if you have it castrated. > > >Why Cats Are Better Than Men ! > >Cats keep their opinions to themselves >Cat's don't criticize your mother >Cats never question how much you're eating >Cats never claim they know how to fix larger appliances >Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep >Cats are happy to let you drive >Cats always look good first thing in the morning >One good purr can be worth a thousand words >Cats don't complain when you get a short haircut >Cats love it when you go shopping >Cats never return the gifts you get them >Cats are able to keep the romance alive >A cat always hits the litterbox. > Better chance of training a cat. > You never have to spend time with your cats mother. > If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you. > You can de-claw a cat...Try to get a guy to trim his toenails. > It's ok if a cat rubs up against your best friend. > If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him. > A cat knows your the key to his happiness... A man thinks he is. > >Greg >47/35/35 >:)