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----------------------------------------------------- Sent: Friday, February 25, 2000 5:45 AM Subject: Have a great day! > A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left > her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses > bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a > window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but > after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two > attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten > her up. Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started > to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more > brought her back upright. This went on all morning. Later, the family > arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home. > "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" > "It's pretty nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart." >