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Howdy Greg!! Thanks for the site with cats facts. That was very nice of you to share...considering you are not a cat lover. Kelly in Calgary ----- Original Message ----- From: Greg Sterling <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Monday, February 21, 2000 11:17 PM Subject: Non PD:Cat Facts > To all the cat people: > > I'm not a cat lover, but tI thought those of you that are might enjoy these > facts. > > http://members.xoom.com/JustCats/catfacts.html > > Why Cats are Better Than Women: > > A cat won't wake you up at 3 am because it wants to make love to you. > A cat doesn't use the phone for hours. > A cat loves you until it dies. > You don't have to tell your cat you love it - it *knows* you do. > A cat never calls you on the phone in the middle of the night saying > "...ooooh I'm soooo druuuunk, wiiiill youuuuu taaake meeee hooooooome..." > You don't need to help your cat with Calculus or Statistics. > A cat doesn't care if you haven't been eating for two days. > A cat doesn't want to borrow money from you. > You don't need to buy your cat expensive presents on its birthday. > You don't need to buy your cats mother expensive presents on her birthday. > A cat doesn't say "no" when you want the two of you to take a two week > holiday on some romantic island in West India. > If there's a mouse in the house, the cat kills it, instead of making a lot > of fuss about it. > A cat won't hate you if you have it castrated. > > > Why Cats Are Better Than Men ! > > Cats keep their opinions to themselves > Cat's don't criticize your mother > Cats never question how much you're eating > Cats never claim they know how to fix larger appliances > Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep > Cats are happy to let you drive > Cats always look good first thing in the morning > One good purr can be worth a thousand words > Cats don't complain when you get a short haircut > Cats love it when you go shopping > Cats never return the gifts you get them > Cats are able to keep the romance alive > A cat always hits the litterbox. > Better chance of training a cat. > You never have to spend time with your cats mother. > If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you. > You can de-claw a cat...Try to get a guy to trim his toenails. > It's ok if a cat rubs up against your best friend. > If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him. > A cat knows your the key to his happiness... A man thinks he is. > > Greg > 47/35/35 > :) >