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----- Original Message ----- From: BERNARD LEVENTHAL <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Thursday, February 24, 2000 5:05 PM Subject: Re: Thoughts > ----- Original Message > > > How come wrong numbers are never busy? > > > > > > Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"? > > > > > > Does that screwdriver really belong to Phillip? > > > > > > Can a stupid person be a smart-ass? > > > > > > Does killing time damage eternity? > > > > > > Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? > > > > > > Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you > > > turn down the volume on the radio? > > > > > > Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing > > > liquid made with real lemons? > > > > > > Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors? > > > > > > Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop? > > > > > > Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep > it? > > > > > > > > > Did Noah keep his bees in archives? > > > > > > Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans? > > > > > > Do pilots take crash-courses? > > > > > > Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers? > > > > > > Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he > > > just whipped out a quarter? > > > > > > Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool? > > > > > > How can there be self-help "groups"? > > > > > > How do you get off a non-stop flight? > > > > > > How do you write zero in Roman numerals? > > > > > > How many weeks are there in a light year? > > > > > > If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman? > > > > > > If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe? > > > > > > If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends? > > > > > > If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? > > > > > > If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them? > > > > > > If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are > > > Girl Scout cookies made out of? > > > > > > If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? > > > > > > If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the > > > way they do? > > > > > > If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns out of? > > > > > > If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? > > > > > > If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? > > > > > > If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? > > > > > > If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, > > > does he become disoriented? > > > > > > Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running > > > child? > > > > > > Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot? > > > > > > Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" when we are already > there? > > > > > > Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? > > > > > > laughinghelps,