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> Especially in this election year, I thought you'd enjoy
> this joke about surgeons:
>
>
> Five surgeons were discussing who makes the best
> patients to operate
> on.  The first surgeon said, "I like to see accountants
> on my operating
> table, because when you open them up, everything inside
> is numbered."
>
> The second responded, "Yeah, but you should try
> electricians!
> Everything inside them is color coded."
>
> The third surgeon said, "No, I really think librarians
> are the best;
> everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
>
> The fourth surgeon chimed in: "You know, I like
> construction
> workers....those guys always understand when you have a
> few parts left
> over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you
> said it would."
>
> But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
> "You're all
> wrong.  Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
> There's no guts, no
> heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are
> interchangeable."
>