Can you relate? ATTENTION BABY BOOMERS (& others) The 60's vs. the 90's Then: Long Hair Now: Longing for hair Then: The perfect high. Now: The perfect high yield mutual fund. Then: Keg. Now: EKG. Then: Acid Rock. Now: Acid Reflux. Then: Moving to California because it's cool. Now: Moving to California because it's warm. Then: You're growing pot. Now: Your growing pot. Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents. Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children. Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. Then: Seeds and stems. Now: Roughage. Then: Popping pills, smoking joints. Now: Popping joints. Then: Our president's struggle with Fidel. Now: Our president's struggle with fidelity. Then: Paar. Now: AARP. Then: Being caught with Hustler magazine. Now: Being caught with Hustler magazine. Then: Killer weed. Now: Weed killer. Then: Hoping for a BMW. Now: Hoping for a BM. Then: The Grateful Dead. Now: Dr. Kevorkian. Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint. Now: Getting a new hip joint. Then: Rolling Stones. Now: Kidney stones. Then: Being called into the principal's office. Now: Calling the principal's office. Then: Screw the system! Now: Upgrade the system. Then: Peace sign. Now: Mercedes logo. Then: Parents begging you to get your hair cut. Now: Children begging you to get their heads shaved. Then: Take acid. Now: Take antacid. Then: Passing the driver's test. Now: Passing the vision test. Then: "Whatever" Now: "Depends" Greg 47/3535