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GIGGLE GIGGLE,Thats a goooodd one. ----------------------------------------------------- Click here for Free Video!! http://www.gohip.com/freevideo/ -----Original Message----- From: george pospisil <[log in to unmask]> To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]> Date: Tuesday, February 29, 2000 6:24 PM Subject: NON-PD: Surgical Humor >> Especially in this election year, I thought you'd enjoy >> this joke about surgeons: >> >> >> Five surgeons were discussing who makes the best >> patients to operate >> on. The first surgeon said, "I like to see accountants >> on my operating >> table, because when you open them up, everything inside >> is numbered." >> >> The second responded, "Yeah, but you should try >> electricians! >> Everything inside them is color coded." >> >> The third surgeon said, "No, I really think librarians >> are the best; >> everything inside them is in alphabetical order." >> >> The fourth surgeon chimed in: "You know, I like >> construction >> workers....those guys always understand when you have a >> few parts left >> over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you >> said it would." >> >> But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: >> "You're all >> wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. >> There's no guts, no >> heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are >> interchangeable." >>