Does This Mean if We Cross Bread Lions and Cows?
Don’t answer that question. I have a much more serious
question. Who funded these studies
and do they get enough sleep or have strong jaws. I don’t want to give sedatives
to the cow’s in the field or give chewing gum to felines around the world, but I
would gladly agree to sleep more and chew gum more except that I wouldn’t have
enough money to buy the gum. I would be jobless. We are such a study in
contrasts. I heard someone this morning criticize an owner of a hockey teem for
being cheap and almost in the same sentence stated pro athletes are overpaid,
spoiled and not held to the same standard as everyday folk.
I can see the college hippocampuses now. Gum slobber
everywhere. Teachers eschewing “did you bring enough gum for everyone?”
Marketers developing campaigns around “Our gum Chewzzzzs lasts twice as long,
has a hardener in it to build jaw, and it aids in longer and deeper rem
sleep. It is recognized by the
American Dental Society and 9 out of
10 sleep pathologists recommend Chewzzzzs as the gum dreams are
remembered by.
Wait I’ve got more, I can’t quite remember what it is…
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Greg
