On 2 Apr 00 at 22:26, Earnie & Barbara Knight wrote: > Hi, Murray: > > I don't think you were too harsh.... Thankyou Barbara.... > a friend sent this to me and I thought > you and others on the list may find it humorous. > > Barbara > > > I was on my way to the post office to pick up my > case of free M&M's (sent to me because I forwarded an > e-mail to five other people, celebrating the fact that > the year 2000 is "MM" in Roman numerals), when I ran > into a friend whose neighbor, a young man, was home > recovering from having been served a rat in his bucket > of Kentucky Fried Chicken (which is predictable, since > as everyone knows, there's no actual chicken in > Kentucky Fried Chicken, which is why the government > made them change their name to KFC). SNIP This IS pretty good, but I hope we're not going to "spam" the world with it too.... :-) ........... murray [log in to unmask]