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I know the following has nothing to do with Parkinson's disease but I thought you all might get a laugh. Jeanne Lee-Rosner PDF-Chicago > >>> ENTRY TO HEAVEN > > >>> > > > >>> > Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly > gates > > >>> for > > >>> > admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves. > > >>> > One doctor stepped forward and said: "I was a pediatric spine > > >>> surgeon > > >>> and helped kids overcome their deformities." St. Peter said, "You can > > >>> enter." > > >>> > The second doctor said "I was a psychiatrist. I helped people > > >>> rehabilitate themselves." St. Peter also invited him in. > > >>> > The third applicant stepped forward and > > >>> > said, "I was a HMO manager. I helped people get cost effective > > >>> health > > >>> > care." > > >>> > St. Peter said, "You can come in too." But as the HMO manager > walked > > >>> by, > > >>> > St. Peter added..."You can stay three days. After that, you can go > to > > >>> hell." >>