I know the following has nothing to do with
Parkinson's disease but I thought you all might get a laugh.
Jeanne Lee-Rosner
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> >>> ENTRY TO HEAVEN
>
> >>> >
> > >>> > Two
doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly
>
gates
> > >>> for
> > >>> >
admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to
identify
themselves.
> > >>> > One
doctor stepped forward and said: "I was a pediatric spine
> >
>>> surgeon
> > >>> and helped kids overcome
their deformities." St. Peter said, "You
can
> >
>>> enter."
> > >>> > The second
doctor said "I was a psychiatrist. I helped people
> >
>>> rehabilitate themselves." St. Peter also invited him
in.
> > >>> > The third applicant stepped
forward and
> > >>> > said, "I was a HMO
manager. I helped people get cost effective
> >
>>> health
> > >>> > care."
>
> >>> > St. Peter said, "You can come in too." But as
the HMO manager
> walked
> > >>>
by,
> > >>> > St. Peter added..."You can stay three
days. After that, you can
go
> to
> >
>>> hell." >>