Thanks for making my day Greg. I just love the tongue in cheek humour and a good laugh is the best medicine for what ails me these days. And Murray - your web links are fabulous - you must spend hours and hours. I've been asked to make up a list of sites for our local support group - no prizes for guessing what I'm going to do! :-) :-) - Please keep the info and the jokes coming - we all need a little light relief sometimes-here are some lines that might amuse ------ Q: Man: I would go to the end of the world for you A: Woman: But would you stay there? Q: Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? A: Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Q:Man: Is this seat empty? A: Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Sylvia 67/55/53