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Chris.... I can picture you coming thru US Customs with your trunk of PD drugs for resale to our American Parkies who're paying a fortune each month for their needed PD drugs.... (Misty fog) <setting the scene> ... ...... (poof... .... Chris as seen thru eye of Barb's) invisible camera) CHRIS: "But officer, I'm just a thoughtful physician from Belgium trying to help some needy American friends I met on the Internet." CUSTOMS OFFICER:. "Lissen here fella! I don't care WHAT you SAY you're doing, to ME you're pushing drugs and that'll get you 25 years in jail!" LIST MEMBERS: "Don't worry, Chris, we'll visit you once a month while you're in jail <virtually, of course)." Camilla's gonna bake ya a cake in her spare time, <grin>, Janet and Murray are gonna email ya all 24,634 Web addresses they could find pertaining to incarceration, jail/goal, clink, hoosegow, the calaboose, and assorted other names and terms so's you'll know ALLLLLLLL about your future residence. I'll send you a pint of Haagan Daz ice cream a coupla-three times a year, and Don is gonna send you an autographed photo of Vivian and himself (suitable for framing). Ooops! Gotta go before the warden catches on that I'm NOT your lawyer as I'd claimed to be <'nother grin> Barb Mallut [log in to unmask] -----Original Message----- From: Chris van der Linden <[log in to unmask]> To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]> Date: Monday, June 05, 2000 2:17 PM Subject: selling drugs in the USA >When I come to the USA I'll be happy to bring a suitcase full of Sinemet >(yes, the same Sinemet as in the US) and sell it to you for the local >Belgian price, anybody interested? > >Or am I a drug dealer selling drugs to drug addicts, for which I will be >imprisoned?? > >Greetings, > >Chris van der Linden, M.D.