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Pat Higgo wrote: > > There is a new virus going around called WORK. If you receive any > > sort of WORK, whether via e-mail, Internet, or simply handed to you > > by a colleague, do not open it. Those who have opened WORK have > > found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to > > function properly. > > > > If you do encounter WORK via e-mail or are faced with any WORK at > > all, purge the virus by sending an e-mail to your boss with the > > words 'This is too much for me, I'm going out for a soda. This > > better not be here when I get back.' > > > > Your brain should automatically delete the WORK. If you receive WORK > > in paper document form, simply lift the document and drag the WORK > > to your trash can. > > > > Send this message to all your friends in your address book. If you > > do not have anyone in your address book, then the WORK virus has > > already corrupted your life! "I like work! It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!" From "Three men in a Boat" - I,ve forgotten who wrote it