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In a message dated 6/8/00 8:07:55 AM EST, [log in to unmask] writes: There were other jokes but I've forwarded them before, so here are the newer ones--EJ << > THREE > > A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys > a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door > she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. > She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome > with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. > > The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, > "Shut up, you're next!" > > FOUR > > A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly > says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says "OK, what's the > capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W." > > FIVE > > What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? > "Is it mine?" > > SIX > > A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she > managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying > fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the trooper gasped. > "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are > you OK ma'am?" "Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped." Well, how > in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked > car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the > blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this > TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was > another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved > to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there > was ...." "Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a > tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air > freshener swinging back and forth." > >>