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Have a good laugh. Subject: VIRUS ALERT !!! >>>>>Badtimes Virus > VIRUS ALERT!!!! > > > > If you receive an e-mail entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do > not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. > > It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also > delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. > > It demagnetizes the stripes on all of your credit cards. > > It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and > uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you attempt to play. > > It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your ice > melts and your milk curdles. > > It will reprogram your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's > phone number. > > This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. > > It will drink all your beer. (For God's sake men- are you listening???) > > It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting > company. > > It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, > > all the while dating your spouse behind your back and billing their hotel > rendezvous to your Visa card. > > It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is > only fun until someone loses an eye. > > It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to > passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings, which grossly > change the interpretations of key sentences. > > If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it > will leave the toilet seat up and plug your hair dryer into an outlet and > set it dangerously close to the bathtub. > > **WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!!!** > > In case you are blonde- this is a joke...