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- - - and 14 years to forget! I especially like numbers 2, 3, 5, 6, 9, and 13. Darwin > THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME 48 YEARS TO LEARN > > 1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping > pill and a laxative on > the same night. > > 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason > why the human race > has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full > potential, that word > would be "meetings". > > 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and > "mental illness." > > 4. When God, who created the entire universe with > all of its > glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, > He WILL NOT use, as His > messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad > hairstyle. > > 5. You should not confuse your career with your > life. > > 6. No matter what happens ... somebody will find a > way to take it too > seriously. > > 7. When trouble arises & things look bad, there is > always one > individual who perceives a solution & is willing to > take command. Very > often, that person is crazy. > > 8. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get > up and dance. > > 9. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the > waiter, is not a nice > person. > > 10. Never lick a steak knife. > > 11. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie. > > 12. The one thing that unites all human beings, > regardless of age, > gender, religion, economic status or ethnic > background, is that, deep down > inside, we ALL believe that we are above average > drivers. > > 13. You should never say anything to a woman that > even remotely suggests > that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an > actual baby emerging > from her at that moment. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Alice Gilliland > MP-WD Flight Test > Software Resources > (316) 526-1921 > >