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Darwin, I plead guilty on all counts of number 7. just me, Marjorie At 02:52 PM 06/22/2000 -0500, you wrote: >- - - and 14 years to forget! > >I especially like numbers 2, 3, 5, 6, 9, and 13. > >Darwin > > > > THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME 48 YEARS TO LEARN > > > > 1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping > > pill and a laxative on > > the same night. > > > > 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason > > why the human race > > has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full > > potential, that word > > would be "meetings". > > > > 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and > > "mental illness." > > > > 4. When God, who created the entire universe with > > all of its > > glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, > > He WILL NOT use, as His > > messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad > > hairstyle. > > > > 5. You should not confuse your career with your > > life. > > > > 6. No matter what happens ... somebody will find a > > way to take it too > > seriously. > > > > 7. When trouble arises & things look bad, there is > > always one > > individual who perceives a solution & is willing to > > take command. Very > > often, that person is crazy. > > > > 8. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get > > up and dance. > > > > 9. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the > > waiter, is not a nice > > person. > > > > 10. Never lick a steak knife. > > > > 11. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie. > > > > 12. The one thing that unites all human beings, > > regardless of age, > > gender, religion, economic status or ethnic > > background, is that, deep down > > inside, we ALL believe that we are above average > > drivers. > > > > 13. You should never say anything to a woman that > > even remotely suggests > > that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an > > actual baby emerging > > from her at that moment. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Alice Gilliland > > MP-WD Flight Test > > Software Resources > > (316) 526-1921 > > > >