Just to brighten your day!! --------- Forwarded message ---------- From: "McNamara, George" <[log in to unmask]> To: Jeanette <[log in to unmask]>, Jennie <[log in to unmask]>, Kat <[log in to unmask]>, Kathy <[log in to unmask]>, Kay <[log in to unmask]>, "M.Cummings" <[log in to unmask]>, Mac8 <[log in to unmask]>, Mat <[log in to unmask]>, MLou <[log in to unmask]>, Otts <[log in to unmask]>, Steven <[log in to unmask]>, Suzanne <[log in to unmask]> Date: Sun, 25 Jun 2000 13:26:11 -0400 Subject: Was It a Ghost? Message-ID: <[log in to unmask]> > > > > > Was it a ghost? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this party in the woods and all of a sudden there was a > > > downpour > > > > > of rain and thunder. These two young men ran for about 10 minutes > in > > the > > > > > pouring rain, and finally reached their car just as the rain let > up. > > > They > > > > > jumped in the car, started it up and headed down the road, > laughing > > and, > > > > > of course, still drinking one beer after the other. > > > > > > > > > > All of a sudden an old man's face appeared outside the passenger > > window, > > > > > and he tapped lightly on the window! The man on the passenger side > > > > > screamed out, "Eeeeeeekkk! Look at my window!!! There's an old > guy's > > > face > > > > > there!" (Was this a ghost?!?!?!) > > > > > > > > > > This old man kept knocking, so the driver said, "Well, open the > window > > a > > > > > little and ask him what he wants!" So the passenger rolled his > window > > > > > down part way and said, scared out of his wits, "What do you > want???" > > > > > > > > > > The old man softly replied, "Do you have any tobacco?" The > passenger, > > > > > terrified, looked at the driver and said, "He wants tobacco!" > "Well, > > > > > offer him a cigarette! HURRY!!" the driver replies. > > > > > > > > > > So he fumbles around with the pack and hands the old man a > cigarette > > and > > > > > yells, "Step on it!!!" rolling up the window in terror. > > > > > > > > > > Now going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down, and they start > > > laughing > > > > > again, and the passenger says, "What do you think about that?" > > > > > > > > > > The driver says, "I don't know. How could that be? I was going > pretty > > > > > fast." Then all of a sudden AGAIN there is a knock, and there is > the > > > old > > > > > man again. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, there he is again!" the passenger > yells. > > > > > > > > > > "Well, see what he wants now!" yells back the driver. He rolls > down > > the > > > > > window a little ways and shakily says, "Yes?" "Do you have a > light?" > > > the > > > > > old man quietly asks. The passenger throws a lighter out the > window > > at > > > > > him and rolls up the window and yells, "STEP ON IT!" > > > > > > > > > > They are now going about 100 miles an hour and still guzzling > beer, > > > trying > > > > > to forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden > > again > > > > > there is more knocking! > > > > > > > > > > "OH MY GOD! HE'S BACK!" > > > > > > > > > > He rolls down the window and screams out, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" in > stark > > > > > fear. > > > > > > > > > > The old man replies, "You want some help getting out of the mud?" > > > > > > > > > > >