Something to get you through the weekend. Sent to me by my very smart blonde daughter-in-law. Maybe I have a warped sense of humor, but I've been chuckling at this all day! Now I gonna find out how many blondes we have on the PIEN! > Blonde Tourists > > Two tourist groups, one made up of all blondes and one of > all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend in > Vegas. The brunettes ride in the bottom of the bus and the > blondes ride on the top level. The brunettes down below are > whooping it up and having a great time when one of them > realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes > upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the > brunette reaches the top, she finds all the blondes frozen > in fear, staring straight ahead at the road and clutching > the seats in front of them. The brunette says, "What is > going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!" > > One of the blondes says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!" > >